Where do you live? Tell me! Oh, and your real name, if I don't know it.
Perhaps that wasn't long enough. If so, continue here!
In other news, I just wrote my Beyonce review. Now I have to review the Britney album. This would all be a lot more glitzy if I wasn't sitting here in my dressing gown with my hair in its usual morning mess. Ah, the glamour of journalism.