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enigmatic texts

I was just deleting a bunch of text messages from my over-stuffed mobile, and I noticed how truly bizarre a lot of them were. So, what's lurking in your phone? Here are the first five that come up in my In box (some have been there for a while) - from the mundane to the, um, mad...

1. Their lashes were so long that the common girls thought they were false
2. Am in pub in Amsterdam wherein sailors used to pay for gin with monkeys.
3.We are in the Boulevard, where are you?
4. I could hear him roaring*
5. yes, phone me in work!

And a couple of them are from RL chums who are also LJ folk! So what's in your phone?

*I wanted to let the enigmatic words speak for themselves, but I feel compelled to say that the 'him' in question was none other than Jon Bon Jovi

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alltheleaves
Apr. 6th, 2004 09:35 am (UTC)
I still have the very old and tiny-memoried Nokia 3310 so I have to empty all the messages quite frequently. On the other hand I was sent these messages today and yesterday:

"I am bored and want to in home"
(Don't you love guess text? Even when someone writes completely the wrong word you still know what they're saying.)

"You are one sexy bitch can i take you home?"
(Both from my work colleague Annette.)

"Eliza dusku is at nec memorabilia! Whos goin? Bx"
(Sadly not me.)

"Hey bex, fun idea. And greetings from a soggy day in texas!"
(This follows on from the cellphone meme... and my phone has just rung again and I need to check the message...)

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