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enigmatic texts

I was just deleting a bunch of text messages from my over-stuffed mobile, and I noticed how truly bizarre a lot of them were. So, what's lurking in your phone? Here are the first five that come up in my In box (some have been there for a while) - from the mundane to the, um, mad...

1. Their lashes were so long that the common girls thought they were false
2. Am in pub in Amsterdam wherein sailors used to pay for gin with monkeys.
3.We are in the Boulevard, where are you?
4. I could hear him roaring*
5. yes, phone me in work!

And a couple of them are from RL chums who are also LJ folk! So what's in your phone?

*I wanted to let the enigmatic words speak for themselves, but I feel compelled to say that the 'him' in question was none other than Jon Bon Jovi


Apr. 6th, 2004 12:25 pm (UTC)
Most of mine are along the lines of 'meet you [place] at [time]' (or, shamefully 'I'm here! where are you?') but aside from that - and of course the Antonia Forest one from you! - I have:

"Zone three sweedie. ;-) x"
"2 minor faults! A legendary drive."
"Islu went ok, pocu 2 moz! Hope u r gd. Not much news x"
"Mate we're in mac donalds on the motor way. pudding fucking city!"
"Kissed someone and didn't cry!"

(I have to ask - is the first one of yours a quote from some school story or other?)
Apr. 8th, 2004 03:14 am (UTC)
(I have to ask - is the first one of yours a quote from some school story or other?)

Hee, it's a reference to one! The text is from barsine, in response to me texting her about the freakishness of the twins in The Highland Twins at the Chalet School, who turned up at the school "in full highland dress", complete with sporrans! So she texted me back with a reminder of their unearthly charms...


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