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enigmatic texts

I was just deleting a bunch of text messages from my over-stuffed mobile, and I noticed how truly bizarre a lot of them were. So, what's lurking in your phone? Here are the first five that come up in my In box (some have been there for a while) - from the mundane to the, um, mad...

1. Their lashes were so long that the common girls thought they were false
2. Am in pub in Amsterdam wherein sailors used to pay for gin with monkeys.
3.We are in the Boulevard, where are you?
4. I could hear him roaring*
5. yes, phone me in work!

And a couple of them are from RL chums who are also LJ folk! So what's in your phone?

*I wanted to let the enigmatic words speak for themselves, but I feel compelled to say that the 'him' in question was none other than Jon Bon Jovi

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leedy
Apr. 8th, 2004 03:41 am (UTC)
Am in pub in Amsterdam wherein sailors used to pay for gin with monkeys.

I was, too!

Edited highlights from my current inbox:

1. At least you are not wearing what appears to be a surgical gown.

2. I was just talking to the Wicked Witch of the East there a minute ago and her flying-house-o-phobia is off the scale.

3. At David Lee Roth. Holy Mother Of God.

4. ..The sign .. that said .. detour ... I know you're hurting, but I can't be there for you ...

5. hapy nu yr *hic*

6. Watching Return Of The Jedi under a Return Of The Jedi quilt. Sorted.

7. CAREFUL NOW

And from my outbox (frequent source of "What did I mean and why did I send that?" moments)...

1. I have just seen enough people bowing things that were never meant to be bowed to last me a lifetime.

2. The Danube is brown! I've been lied to!

3. Holy God. They are feeding us absinthe.

4. Your trousers that were too big for you are now too big for me.



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