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As my sister said in the subject of the e-mail in which this link arrived: Kittens....or MONSTERS?

Very, very funny, albeit unintentionally. Check out the black and white one with the spherical head! How did these things win prizes?

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cangetmad
Nov. 6th, 2002 08:00 am (UTC)
Eeek! They said that Bonsai Kitten site was a joke, but how else could they have got its head that shape? He was grown in a Ragu jar, clearly.
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jinxremoving
Nov. 6th, 2002 08:27 am (UTC)
no! i swear it's a south park extra!
yiskah
Nov. 6th, 2002 08:16 am (UTC)
Oh dear god. That's the second time you've made me laugh aloud today.
stellanova
Nov. 6th, 2002 08:25 am (UTC)
This one is my favourite! When I the page opened and I saw the first one, I laughed out loud very loudly, causing my co-workers to stare. And the title Kittens...or MONSTERS? makes me laugh even more. Thank you, Lisa! (that's my sister who sent it to me, complete with that title, by the way)
yiskah
Nov. 6th, 2002 08:37 am (UTC)
But that's only the 14th best kitten...
stellanova
Nov. 6th, 2002 08:39 am (UTC)
Not in my book! He's also an "exotic male". Hee!
yiskah
Nov. 6th, 2002 08:41 am (UTC)
Oops, posted too soon...

...and what about Kitten #2, which seems to be the embodiment of pure evil? Or Kitten #10, with its scary orange eyes and body composed of several brown balls stuck together?
jinxremoving
Nov. 6th, 2002 08:51 am (UTC)
i'm not sure why, but kitten #2 really looks like it should be in a star wars film somewhere.
cangetmad
Nov. 6th, 2002 08:42 am (UTC)
Well, that just proves the whole thing's fixed, doesn't it? I mean, Ms. 8 would've been a winner if she hadn't been sabotaged by sitting on a cunningly placed spike, both accounting for the "I have a foreign body up my arse but I'm still performing" expression, and the low placing.
stellanova
Nov. 6th, 2002 08:47 am (UTC)
Oh god, I think you're right. I mean, just look at the winner! What a freak!

By the way, I once visited a cat show. There was nothing so bizarre there, though.
jinxremoving
Nov. 6th, 2002 08:57 am (UTC)
have you seen best in show? it's about a dog show, but still. the people in it are still quite mad.
(no subject) - henriksdal - Nov. 8th, 2002 03:16 pm (UTC) - Expand
jinxremoving
Nov. 6th, 2002 08:31 am (UTC)
what is with these cats' names?! and why do so many of them look stuffed?
henriksdal
Nov. 8th, 2002 03:19 pm (UTC)
I'm betting, from those names, that 78% are owned by lesbian co-habiting couples.
At least none of them look like Hitler.
jinxremoving
Nov. 9th, 2002 03:26 am (UTC)
If Adolf Hitler's face gives some people nightmares that's no reason for taking it out on a poor puss who just looks like Adolf. But the super patriot who strode into a grocery store in New York's Morningside Heights region and saw Pete, the store's good natured mouser, staring up at him, took no thought of that. He kicked Pete, splintering his jaw.

*gasp*
that's so mean!
biascut
Nov. 6th, 2002 08:52 am (UTC)
Oh - I've resisted up to now, but I sense icons coming on... :)
yiskah
Nov. 6th, 2002 09:37 am (UTC)
Oh, please use Kitten #2 as an icon! Please! I'd wet myself laughing whenever I looked at my friends page.
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cangetmad
Nov. 6th, 2002 02:43 pm (UTC)
I'm taking Kitten #1, 'kay? Because it's eeeeeevil.
alicamel
Nov. 6th, 2002 03:06 pm (UTC)
Lovely icons Kate. They are scary cats.

Other kate - get thee to AIM, before I and blue_monday make some more proclamations.
stellanova
Nov. 6th, 2002 03:12 pm (UTC)
Kate, you are a genius.
yiskah
Nov. 7th, 2002 10:09 am (UTC)
Can I steal Kitten #2? Please? It cracks my shit up.

Or Kitten #4. I can't decide.
(Anonymous)
Nov. 6th, 2002 12:36 pm (UTC)
Kitten 12! The horror, the horror!

Daegaer
blue_monday
Nov. 6th, 2002 02:56 pm (UTC)
hee! *sniggers*

are we sure they're all cats?

biascut
Nov. 7th, 2002 04:17 am (UTC)
**just gigggling so very much**
henriksdal
Nov. 8th, 2002 03:26 pm (UTC)
god! there's even a premiership! do you think they have fights to decide the position of each cat on the league table? or maybe they play scarey cat football?
(Anonymous)
Nov. 9th, 2002 08:02 am (UTC)
http://bes.ismennt.is/evropa/hitler_kisur.htm

Eek!
(Anonymous)
Nov. 9th, 2002 08:05 am (UTC)
Oops- meant to "eek" at this!
http://www.cfainc.org/awards/pr11.html
(Anonymous)
Dec. 16th, 2002 08:49 pm (UTC)
icons
What is with the "dead. gay." icon? is it anti-gay or slang or what??
stellanova
Dec. 17th, 2002 10:47 am (UTC)
Re: icons
Yikes, hardly, considering whose icon it is.
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