thou shalt not steal
For fuck's sake. People keep stealing CDs off my desk. There was a huge spate of this a few years ago, when I was in a more isolated office (and therefore easier to steal stuff from, as a thief would be less likely to be seen), but now I'm in the newsroom, with people all around. And yet, at least three CDs have disappeared from my desk since yesterday. What's wrong with these kleptos?