I'm sitting next to glitzfrau in an internet cafe in Alexanderplatz, having spent the afternoon shoe shopping. This expedition resulted in a pair of fantastic MONKEY SHOES for me (God bless you, Camper) and, alas, no boots for la Glitz, because Berlin is the home of the insanely expensive boot. Berlin is still fantastic - last night we went to a cheesy club in the Ku'dam (near where I lived in my Berlin summer) where Peaches was performing as the special guest of a drag queen rock duo. It was absolutely brilliant, and really, you haven't lived until you've seen Peaches perform 'Welcome to the Jungle' while two statuesque and stylish ladies make jungle noises in the background. Super-fantastisch!