This article in one of the most embarrassing things I've ever read. I was cringing so much while reading it that I'm now practically in a foetal position of cringiness. Seriously, it puts this week's Extras to shame (and I was literally writhing with embarrassment while watching Andy at the prayer meeting. Very funny, though, especially Kate Winslet's phone-sex faces). What is wrong with Liz Jones? Seriously, why did an editor let her publish all this nonsense? Surely someone should have stopped her? Her old column itself (which I sadly remember all too well) was bad enough, but this is a new low.