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the feline touch

Because, though we may not act like it, we cats are VERY concerned about issues such as the environment (we would like it to keep it clean, like our litter boxes), birth control (have you SEEN what having multiple litters can do to a cat’s figure? Not to mention all those unwanted kittens! Ick), stem cell research (what if they could stamp out feline leukemia, a leading killer of cats?), and health care (my last vet bill was astronomical, and of COURSE my prescriptions weren’t covered by my insurance. Also, where is my prosthetic eyeball? WHERE? Must I go to CANADA for it????).

In fact, that’s why we cats have given John Kerry our official endorsement. He’s the Cat Candidate. I mean, look at how nice and clean he keeps his hair.

His hair even LOOKS a little like a cat. You know, like a tiny cat that curled up on his head and went to sleep. We cats just LOVE that look, and would adore it if he were elected president so we could look at his head all the time.


I love Meg Cabot.

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fox1013
Nov. 1st, 2004 03:56 pm (UTC)
Please make me not write Mia Campaigning fic.


...Please?
stellanova
Nov. 2nd, 2004 02:59 am (UTC)
Do it! You know you want to.

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