In fact, that’s why we cats have given John Kerry our official endorsement. He’s the Cat Candidate. I mean, look at how nice and clean he keeps his hair.
His hair even LOOKS a little like a cat. You know, like a tiny cat that curled up on his head and went to sleep. We cats just LOVE that look, and would adore it if he were elected president so we could look at his head all the time.
I love Meg Cabot.