What bad luck!
Bush says, "fuck you, polar bears, I'm running out of oil-rich countries to invade!"
Of course, the good luck is still pretty annoying, as the departing Ashcroft claims that "the objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved." An excuse which rather contradicts Bush's entire election campaign, but whatever. Also, there are rumours that he's leaving because he's going to be the next US Supreme Court judge, which is rather disturbing. So, possibly no good news at all then. Sigh. Go read some Sweet Valley books to cheer yourself up.