?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

Eeeek! This year's kittens.....or monsters!

Imagine the shame of being officially dubbed "the 20th best kitten". Especially when the actual winner is truly a freak of nature.

Comments

( 18 comments — Leave a comment )
biascut
Dec. 12th, 2004 08:36 am (UTC)
Oh, but the 20th best kitten is utterly gorgeous! And I like the 8th best kitten as well.

The rest - eh! and eek! respectively. What is it with highly bred cats and their ears? They either have no ears or ears the same size as their head. I don't understand!
stellanova
Dec. 12th, 2004 08:52 am (UTC)
I know, No 20 is adorable! I can't understand why he came last.
biascut
Dec. 12th, 2004 08:57 am (UTC)
oh, the euphemism!
CFA has given awards to the highest scoring (commonly referred to in the cat fancy as "Top") cats, kittens, and premiership (altered) cats for many years.

"Premiership (altered) cats"? What can they possibly mean?
zoje_george
Dec. 12th, 2004 09:14 am (UTC)
Re: oh, the euphemism!
"Altered" means they have been spayed or neutered. They have to note it, because a prize-winning cat can make loads of money breeding later on.
blue_monday
Dec. 12th, 2004 08:49 am (UTC)
Aww but the 20th best one is gorgeous! I want one!

But, ye gods some of the rest of them are crazy freaks of nature. And number 6 is crying out for a santa hat in the vein of jinxremoving's icon.
blue_monday
Dec. 12th, 2004 08:58 am (UTC)
Also, this one is pure evil!
ladyxoc
Dec. 12th, 2004 11:13 am (UTC)
It's the feline reincarnation of Sydney Greenstreet.
stellanova
Dec. 12th, 2004 03:11 pm (UTC)
Aieeee! Look at those eyes. Or rather, don't, as they will suck out your soul.
zoje_george
Dec. 12th, 2004 09:12 am (UTC)
Okay, how can that beautiful Ocicat come in second to that Scottish fold mini-monster? How?!

There is no justice in this world.

I want to pet and squeeze and love and keep 20 and call him George.
pescana
Dec. 12th, 2004 11:47 am (UTC)
My first kitty's name was George. And number 20 is beautiful!
marginalia
Dec. 12th, 2004 10:29 am (UTC)
o.O

well. i'm awake now. that page was downright terrifying!
daegaer
Dec. 12th, 2004 11:10 am (UTC)
Eek! The 3rd best kitten needs to eat something! Possibly its owner's skin.
audrawilliams
Dec. 12th, 2004 11:38 am (UTC)
I love their NAMES.
cangetmad
Dec. 12th, 2004 12:00 pm (UTC)
Yes! 1 and 9 with their distinctive! exclamation! marks!

20 is just sweet and rather confused-looking. I think 15 has French moult. Or I would if that wasn't just for budgies.
cangetmad
Dec. 12th, 2004 12:03 pm (UTC)
When I saw the last one here I actually shrieked.
(Deleted comment)
cangetmad
Dec. 12th, 2004 12:22 pm (UTC)
Dude. I pointed out that I shrieked. D'you think I'm some lily-livered girly type who shrieks easily, or something? And that you would not, no matter how horrific the cat, ever actually be driven to shriek?

Big girl's blouse, that's what you are.
(Deleted comment)
cangetmad
Dec. 12th, 2004 12:37 pm (UTC)
Hmm. It's true that it looks very much like they took the animatronic object that played Sabrina the Teenage Witch's cat and starved it in horrendous circumstances which have clearly driven it into a profound psychopathic state. As it sits there, twitching and probably hallucinating, it is PLOTTING TO EAT YOUR BRAIN.
angiv
Dec. 16th, 2004 10:29 am (UTC)
It's made of pipe-cleaners!
( 18 comments — Leave a comment )

Profile

fat pony like thunder
stellanova
The Monkey Princess

Latest Month

July 2009
S M T W T F S
   1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
262728293031 

Tags

Powered by LiveJournal.com
Designed by Cindy S.