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crazy cat conversation

The scene: the kitchen

Him: I'm going to get all my presents today. Hey, Ju Ju, stop that! [moves bold cat away from cupboard doors which she is scratching to shreds]
Me: What are you going to get Ju Ju?
Him: A book about lions.
Me: Hmm, does she like lions?
Him: Yes. She thinks they're giants.
Ju Ju: Rar.
Him: See?

The end.

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barsine
Dec. 21st, 2004 02:36 pm (UTC)
Good old JuJu. I think I will get Fergus a selection of lids from milk cartons, as they are his favourite things. Willow is not getting any presents as she is a churl who hates Christmas and, in fact, all festivals.
stellanova
Dec. 21st, 2004 02:47 pm (UTC)
Ju Ju is pretty churlish herself. Remember last year P and I said it was "Ju Ju's first Christmas" and made up a song and everything? And she didn't even care. So she's not really going to get a book about lions, although that would be very funny, because she is a Scrooge-esque monster. Also, she can't read.
leedy
Dec. 21st, 2004 02:54 pm (UTC)
Also, she can't read.

*attempting to stifle huge snorts of mirth*
zoje_george
Dec. 21st, 2004 04:11 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I'm going to be giggling about that all the way to work.

"What's that SAY? I can't READ!"
stellanova
Dec. 21st, 2004 05:11 pm (UTC)
Hee! As a small child, my friend Miriam actually attempted to teach her cats to read. Strangely enough, they never quite picked it up.
pinguin
Dec. 21st, 2004 03:06 pm (UTC)
Someone should make scratch and sniff books for cats.
anglaisepaon
Dec. 21st, 2004 09:37 pm (UTC)
*snorts* Ju Ju has you two trained beautifully. :)

I'm just wrapping stuffing some catnip into Jasper and Sophie's mice for Christmas and wrapping them in some paper. After all, they like shredding the paper in a dope-induced fever more than they like new toys.
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