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Are you ready to be dick-broken?
Don't go breaking my dick!
Shot through the dick, and you're to blame!*
Achy-breaky dick
Unbreak My Dick
And for the finale:
I think I need a new dick.
How true. Sadly, by the time we were onto Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Dicks Club Band, we were all dicked out. So to speak. Suggestions of more songs/books/films with the word heart in them, please! Fuel our childish sniggering!
*Not actually a title, just a line from a song, but come on! Bon Jovi! How could we resist?