The Monkey Princess (stellanova) wrote,
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eireann go fuck off.

Warning: this entry contains even more swearing than usual.

Wow, thanks to barsine, I think I've now seen the biggest bunch of fucking morons on livejournal. They refer to Ireland as "the isle", they want "BRITS OUT" of a country they've never even seen, and they are obviously, each and every one of them, a complete and utter fuckwit who deserves a good kicking.

This is one of the most stupid entries (although not the most offensive - those would be the ones advocating terrorism). It doesn't even make any fucking sense! "You know someone called Sully"? The hell? Is Sully a popular Irish name? If it were, surely I would have met someone in this country over the last 29 and a half years who has it? Let's have a look at some of the other "truisms".

You don't believe there is a God, but you are damn sure of the infallibility of the Pope.

Yes, because everyone in Ireland is a Catholic. And even if they were, they're certainly not slavish worshippers of the church hierarchy, so that statement is, like the rest of this rubbish, neither accurate nor funny.

Your parents were on a first name basis with everyone at the local emergency room.

Yes, because the Irish are always getting into fights. Haw haw haw! Domestic violence is funny.

There wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last keg party.

Yeah, because Irish people have so many keg parties. Wait, this couldn't be aimed at people who aren't actually FROM IRELAND, could it? Surely not! After all, they're so sure of their, um, Irishness.

You cry at sad movies, but you cheer in battle.

Just.....just fuck off. The person who posted this quiz was born in 1989 and has presumably never taken part in a "battle". I'd love to shove them in the centre of Omagh in the summer of 1998 and see how much they're fucking cheering then.

You're proud to be Irish - and you pass these jokes on to all your Irish friends!

No. No, I'm not particularly proud, because although I am very fond of my country and get annoyed when people think we're British, an accident of birth is nothing to be particularly proud of. And no, I don't.

Flame away, my friends. Please, for the love of all that is right, flame away.
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