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morrissey the consumer monkey*

Ah, I feel so modern and sophisticated today. Not only did I spend today working in an office (yes, that one), and not only am I working in there again tomorrow (Patsington cleverly suggests that I start hiding people's possessions and then finding them so I become indispensible about the place for my finding skills - an excellent, if creepy and deranged and amoral, scheme!), but I bought an insanely fancy phone which didn't even cost very much because I hadn't upgraded my phone in years. I have a camera phone! That can take little films as well! So as soon as I get either a cable or a Bluetooth device (my computer has the software but not the hardware), I shall be spamming your friends-page with stupid cat photos. Bet you can't wait.

In other new, I'm knackered. But I'm knackered because I actually went out to work today, in an office where I could talk to people instead of a halfwitted cat and make work phone calls without worrying how much the bill will be and how long it'll take to claim the expenses back. So it's not that bad. And I have no poxy books to read for work this week, so I can lie down on the couch and read Georgette Heyer without guilt. Huzzah!

*A prize (well, my eternal love) to whoever can identify the origins of this entry title


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Mar. 30th, 2005 09:21 pm (UTC)
You should combine the new phone and the hiding of things! A thingnap plot, you could then send little pictures to the owners from your phone!

oh... that might give you away... nevermind.
Mar. 30th, 2005 09:57 pm (UTC)
Ha! Perhaps a life of crime isn't for you...
Mar. 30th, 2005 10:08 pm (UTC)
Can't say I didn't try...
Mar. 30th, 2005 11:02 pm (UTC)

Vic Reeves?

*runs away*
Mar. 31st, 2005 07:39 am (UTC)

I am so, so impressed!

Also, I loved Morrissey the Consumer Monkey. I have fond memories of watching him be lowered down to give his verdicts on various products...
Mar. 31st, 2005 12:09 pm (UTC)
oooh, aren't you swanky?!! new office, new phone... have you got new shoes, too? and stockings with a seam up the back, and a corsage on your wrist? and do you take your phone out strategically at power-meetings over latte? (don't mind me, i'm only jealous. i'd *love* an office to go to work in, undisturbed by half-witted and v.clingy cats..., and with real adults in that you can, you know, talk to and stuff...)
Mar. 31st, 2005 02:47 pm (UTC)
Patrick is obviously an evil genius.

And you just reminded me that I need to pay my cell phone bill. Thanks! :)
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