Some of the stuff on this site is pure snobbery, but some of it is fucking hilarious, and it's all so purely Dublin that it makes me feel weirdly affectionate towards my native city...
Heh heh heh.
Link from Back Seat Drivers.
A bloke is sitting down the back of a bus across from me.I also liked this:
A second bloke gets on the bus and heads straight for the back seat.
The catch each other eyes and realise they were in school together.
Bloke 1: "How's it going man, wha's de storee?"
Bloke 2: "Grand man, how are you?"
Bloke 1: "ah you know, alright I suppose."
(They talk shite about people they know for a few minutes and then move on to the killer story)
Bloke 2: "So are ya still doin the paintin for your brother?"
Bloke 1: "Ah yeah, now and again, decorating gaffs mainly, I get the van sometimes, its handy money buts head wreckin."
Bloke 2: "Ah, you were always good at the art and that. You could say its your talent."
Bloke 1: "Yeah I was good wasn't I, what's your talent?"
Bloke 2: "Jayzus, I don't know, eh...(thinks for 30 secs, ah I S'pose matching stuff is."
Bloke 1: "Wha?, matching stuff, wha do ya mean?"
Bloke 2: "Ya know the way burds,like your ma and that are good at matching curtains and cushions. I can do that as well."
Bloke 1: (Totally flabbergasted, looking in middle distance) "Yeah, I suppose that is a talent, sures its good to have a talent."
They both nod their heads and the conversations lulls and then they are back to usual ground, where they score in Inchicore.
Posh lady (in a fur coat) gets on the 78A BUS talking on her mobile phone:
Posh lady into phone "Oh yes, I'm at the cosmetics counter in Brown Thomas"
Other passenger shouts "NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE ON THE F***IN BUS!"
Posh Lady goes scarlet and says into phone "I have to go now"
Heh heh heh.
Link from Back Seat Drivers.
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Excellent! :)
I hear from my sister that you are STOP THE PRESS FRONT PAGE today. Go Anna Go!
It's fun to do it to annoying posh people, though.
[Ronnie Drew voice]Ah, Dublin. My Dublin.[/Ronnie Drew voice]
A garda motorbike pulls up next to him and motions for him to move on so the traffic can pass.
Two old ladies on the bus start discussing what's happening.
Old lady 1: "must be drugs".
Old lady 2: "yeah, must be".
Me: "He's stopped in a box junction and we can't go until he does".
Old lady 1: "Oh, well he's probably got drugs anyway. My brother drives those big reticulated lorry's and he says they're all at it".
Old lady 2: "Yeah, all of them".
Old lady 1: "But not my Derek, he just does matresses".
Me: "This is my stop".
Genius.
Scientologist: Would you like a free personality test?
Woman: Personality test? I don't have time to have a personality this morning, let alone a test!
I overheard some women admiring some Christmas Tree Skirt.
Lady 1: "Jaysus Mary, would ya look at de Christmas ponchos... don't they think of everytin nowadays."
Lady 2: "They're only gorgeous (trying the "poncho" on).... I don't think I'd wear it!"
Hilarous!
--Pennys, O'Connell Street"
My sister has this christmas poncho! ... What kind of freaks put skirts on their Christmas trees anyway?
Monday, 04th April 2005
Other passenger shouts "NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE ON THE F***IN BUS!"
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, that's awesome. That person is officially my hero. <3
Also, the dude who can match curtains and pillows has one up on me. I can't decorate for shit.