Oh my God.

My dreadful little neighbours are having a party (their father and youthful stepmother having pissed off for a jaunt in the dad's penis extension power boat for a few days, leaving their 17 and 15 year old daughters home alone, as usual). And, also as usual, they are playing absolutely terrible music - crappy chart hip hop, in this case. And they are playing it so loudly it's practically drowing out my telly. But what makes it even worse is that what sounds like the entire party is SINGING/RAPPING ALONG AT TOP VOLUME. It's possibly the most annoying sound I've ever heard, and if it keeps up I'll have to sleep in the spare room, which doesn't adjoin next door's wall. And I bet we'll find a pile of their fucking roaches and cigarette butts on our patio tomorrow morning, as they always chuck them over the wall into our garden, although I don't know why they care about their parents finding out about their smoking - if their dad and stepmother were really such concerned parents they might actually, I dunno, stick around for the odd weekend or even make sure their kids went to school rather than hang around the house with their skanky friends all day.

Bah, I'm being mean. But really, they're a pretty unpleasant bunch.

ETA: As well as the dreadful rap-along, someone is now playing the Chariots of Fire theme on the piano. Badly.