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I should add that my neighbours were so bloody noisy last night that I first tried to sleep in the spare room, and then, when the noise was so bad that the entire house seemed to be vibrating, I rang the police. Yes! I have become Old Woman [Surname], scourge of youth. And I don't care. Seriously, I could hear every word of their crappy music when I was on the other side of the house. Anyway, the police were very nice when I rang the local station at about half two - I told them it obviously wasn't an emergency, but it was insanely annoying, and that the partiers were all over the road making a rumpus (which they were). But before the police could turn up, the party suddenly stopped, with a great outpouring of faux-skanger teens all over the road, all bellowing at the tops of their voices. And then, blessed silence, and I was so knackered I fell asleep almost insantly before I could ring the station and tell them not to bother.

While lying there listening to Eminem last night, I vowed to put on incredibly loud music right next to the wall this morning to wake up the little fuckers, but they must have constitutions of iron, because when I woke up at ten, they were already being noisy next door. Not that I would have actually blasted them awake, because that's a bit petty, although I really, really would have liked to.


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May. 1st, 2005 10:26 am (UTC)
Awww! I don't care if she's evil, she's still cute.

And the rug! A cute cat and a furry purple rug! Nice thoughts for a Sunday morning.
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May. 1st, 2005 11:19 am (UTC)
Hee! Note that in the last photo she has raised one paw, like one of those Japanese blessing cats, so perhaps she is not actually evil after all..
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May. 1st, 2005 11:35 am (UTC)
That should be the caption!
May. 1st, 2005 01:51 pm (UTC)
Hee! I think you must be right.
May. 1st, 2005 11:34 am (UTC)
Sweet widdle evil kitty, awww...*kissy sounds*

Heh, I wonder if the Loud Children of The Penis Subsitute Couple have hangovers. Though, to be honest, if I remember correctly, at nineteen I could damn near rise from the dead with a shower and a glass of orange juice. I didn't even require CAFFEINE.
May. 1st, 2005 11:59 am (UTC)
at nineteen I could damn near rise from the dead with a shower and a glass of orange juice

Heh. Just another reason to hate the little sods.
May. 2nd, 2005 01:13 am (UTC)
Exactly. Back in the day I could stay up all night on a bender and still get my ass to work the next day. Now I need 47 cups of coffee and electroshock therapy after one bottle of wine. Sheesh.
May. 1st, 2005 01:27 pm (UTC)
Ju Ju! Ju Juuuuuuu! Aw. She's scary.

Also, I am a huge fan of calling the police on noisy neighbours. Our fire-raising drunken naked downstairs bastards seem to have gone, but my finger is ever poised to dial should they turn up again. It's not the preserve of interfering old ladies, it's the preserve of decent human beings with a requirement for sleep, honestly. Or that's what I tell myself.
May. 2nd, 2005 09:01 am (UTC)
Heh, that's what I was telling myself too!

And Ju Ju really is scary - I woke this morning to find that she had SOMEHOW opened our bedroom door and was sitting my the bed, glowering at me.
May. 1st, 2005 08:34 pm (UTC)
Ignorant American would like a translation of "skanger", please!
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