Postie! Where are you, Postie? You went up the other side of the road, and then never came back down our side! Does no one on our side of the road have any post today? I've got to spend today sitting at home waiting for deliveries, unable to have a shower in case I miss one, and I was hoping that you and your trusty sack would take care of lots of them. Come back, Postie! COME BACK!
Fed-Ex did bring me the new book about Georgette Heyer, though, so it's not too bad.