Why does Ju Ju want to go out, and then want to come back in, and then come upstairs and climb onto the table by our bedroom window and shout and shout to be let out the window?
Why did I just eat a big bowl of chicken fried rice?
Why has my hair gone weird, giving me an entire week of bad hair days?
Why am I suffering from literary ennui, which involves me wandering around from bookshelf to bookshelf trying to figure out exactly what sort of book I'm in the mood for?
Why did I just end a sentence with a preposition?
Why did I go mad and order some Built By Wendy sale stuff for the first time in over a year?
Why can't David wash dishes and actually, like, clean them so someone else (ME) doesn't have to do them again later?