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It's after two in the morning and I am posting on LJ. Why I am awake and driven to the internet at such an hour? Because my horrible little neighbours are having yet another gang bang - I'm sorry, party - next door. Yes, much as we love listening to the sounds of underage frolicking, sometimes, like when you want to get to sleep at two in the morning when you come home after your own relatively civilised night out (fabulous Chinese food in Jade with a bunch of friends followed by a couple of drinks), you just want them to shut the fuck up. What the hell is wrong with their father (their mother doesn't live there)? What sort of negligent arsehole goes off with his speedboat (oh yeah) and leaves his teenage daughters on their own every second weekend leaving his house free for any kid in a ten mile radius to have such noisy sexual congress in the back garden that it's audible over their truly terrible music choices? He's a shitty parent and he has horrible children. And they all, father and children alike, have the musical taste of boring and stupid middle-aged men; if I hear another crappy AOR/MOR track coming through the wall I'm going to set their fucking house on fire. I'm just saying.


Apr. 2nd, 2006 10:44 am (UTC)
Hee! Egg-chucking is awfully tempting....

Seriously, though, I think we're going to go in to the dad this week. I do feel sorry for the kids, because wild as they are, they wouldn't get a chance to do any of it if their father actually stayed at home at the weekend. Of course, he doesn't seem to make sure that they actually, like, go to school, so it's not like he's much cop during the week either. But yeah, maybe if we came in it'd embarrass him into saying something to them. Of course, he could just get defensive and all "my little angels are perfect!" We'll see...


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