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OH MY GOD MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR (father of the brats) IS SITTING IN HIS BOAT OUTSIDE OUR HOUSE LISTENING TO SADE!

His boat disappears every winter and appears in his drive every Spring. It has just returned from its winter break and now he is sitting in it polishing its equipment (ooh er). And listening to...I am laughing as I type...'Smooth Operator'. I'm sure there are ways in which he could be even more of a cliché, but I can't think of any. His boat, by the way, is about thirty feet long and bright purple. And is called, classily, 'Air Nautique'.

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jane_the_23rd
Apr. 13th, 2006 03:44 pm (UTC)
I'm surprised you could restrain yourself for long enough to type that -- he must be wooing ladies from miles around!
cloud_hands
Apr. 13th, 2006 04:30 pm (UTC)
Are you sure you're in Ireland and not here in Trenton, NJ hanging out with Stephanie Plum?
seriouspenguin
Apr. 14th, 2006 03:19 pm (UTC)
Bright purple? Air Nautique?!? My God. I haven't even seen this in person and still it burns my eyes.

Is he wearing white loafers, too? Perhaps a chunky gold chain? Bwa-ha-ha!
stellanova
Apr. 14th, 2006 11:55 pm (UTC)
Hee! No chain, but I wouldn't swear that loafers are not involved.
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