The Monkey Princess (stellanova) wrote,
The Monkey Princess
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smooooooth operataaaah

OH MY GOD MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR (father of the brats) IS SITTING IN HIS BOAT OUTSIDE OUR HOUSE LISTENING TO SADE!

His boat disappears every winter and appears in his drive every Spring. It has just returned from its winter break and now he is sitting in it polishing its equipment (ooh er). And listening to...I am laughing as I type...'Smooth Operator'. I'm sure there are ways in which he could be even more of a cliché, but I can't think of any. His boat, by the way, is about thirty feet long and bright purple. And is called, classily, 'Air Nautique'.
Tags: bastard neighbours, hee!
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