TARDIS goes "vworp, vworp." I mean, of course it really doesn't, but we'll pretend that is the sound it makes, because that's what we've been doing for forty years.
Have we? Thanks for letting me know!
In other news, a very nice romance author whom I interviewed last week sent me a vast parcel of books from America, which are providing me with much entertainment, and not just from their hilariously cheesy covers.