The Monkey Princess (stellanova) wrote,
The Monkey Princess

poll me

How many keys are on your keychain?
Just one. So there!

What curse word do you use the most?


Do you own an iPod?

Yes, just a tiny shuffle. I am thinking of getting a proper one when I get my next pay cheque.

What time is your alarm clock set for?


How many suitcases do you own?

One crappy wheely one and a decent rucksack.

Do you wear flip-flops even when it's cold outside?


Where do you buy your groceries from?

Mostly the Dunnes supermarket down the road from my house, alas.

Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Take it. I really hate being photographed.

What was the last movie you watched?
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. It was a re-watch of what I seriously think is one of the funniest films ever. Patsington is slightly obsessed with Steve Carrell's character Brick. I myself love Ron's dog Baxter, and in particular the song Ron sings to him as they drive along ("oh Baxter you are my little gentleman, I want to take you to London town...").

If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you would buy?
A lovely big house. Preferably with a nice view.

Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Yes, and rightly so. I am disgracefully lazy.

Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster?

Never. Even though I find it impossible to sleep when I'm not, like, settled down for the night. I don't really have any problem falling asleep when I'm in a bed or even on a couch or a sleeping bag on someone's floor. But I never doze off on the couch or on public transport - I can't sleep on planes, much as I would like to.

What CD is currently in your CD player?
Mary Timony's Mountains

Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?

Regular. Ice cold.

Has anyone told you a secret this week?

Not as far as I know.

When was the last time someone hit on you?
The awful man in the Bagel Cafe next to the office did so this morning, but he does it to every female under the age of 60. He has become a sort of shuddering joke in the office

What did you have for dinner?

Wholegrain pasta with sun-dried tomato pesto and chunks of delicious feta

Do you wear hoodies often?
All the time.

Can you whistle?
Just about

Have you ever participated in a protest?
Yes, many times.

Who was the last person to call you?

Somebody from a PR firm

What is your favourite ride at an amusement park?

The Waltzer, like many of you who have answered this poll. I hate scary rides and would never go on a roller coaster, but waltzers are spinny enough to be a bit scary while not feeling dangerous.

Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
Yes, I assume they do sometimes. I don't care as long as I never overhear it.

Did you watch cartoons as a child?

Yes. My sister Busta J and I particularly adored Dogtagnan, and also Jem (she's truly outrageous). What a typically '80s childhood we had. Apart from our obsession with inter-war school stories, of course.

How big is your local mall?

I don't know if it counts, but our local Dunnes has a chemist, a hairdresser and a newsagents attached to it. So, not very big.

How many siblings do you have?

Three. One older, two younger, all girls.

Are you shy around the opposite sex?

Not really. Years of being the only girl in bands has made up for a life that was almost entirely single-sex until I went to college.

What movie do you know every line to?

Back to the Future. Seriously.

Do you own any band t-shirts?

Yes, lots. I was wearing my little brown Sleater-Kinney t-shirt yesterday.

When was your last plane ride?

A few weeks ago, from Berlin to Dublin.

How many chairs are at your dining room table?

If by dining room one means "kitchen", then four.

Do you read for fun?

Of course!

Can you speak any languages other than English?

German and Irish, with varying degrees of success.

Do you do your own dishes?

No, my domestic staff do them. What sort of a question is that?

What colour is your bedroom painted?

Cream walls and pale blue woodwork. Rather like this LJ.

Have you ever cried in public?

Yes, many times. Never willingly.

Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop?
Laptop at home, desktop at work.

Which do you make, wishes or plans?

More of the former than the latter.

Are you always trying to learn new things?

Not really, but I should.

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?

I have absolutely no desire for either. I don't even have my ears pierced.

Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date?

What? No!

Can you skip rocks?

No. Alas.

Have you ever been to Jamaica?


What to snack on at the movie theatre?

Popcorn. Preferably with "butter", although that seems to be rarely available (which is probably a very good thing, but still! I miss it!).

Who was your favorite teacher?
Miss Hackett, my English teacher from 1988 until I left school in 1993.

Have you ever dated someone out of your race?

No, which isn't really surprising given that (a) we don't really "date" in this country and (b) Ireland was practically mono-ethnic until a few years ago and I happen to belong to the largest ethno-cultural group. I've only ever gone out with one person who wasn't an Irish (technical-)Catholic, and he was an American WASP.

What is the weather like?
Sunny but blustery

Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Depends who is was.

Do you have an online journal?

What do you think?

What was your favourite class in high school?


Do you enjoy traveling via airplanes?

Claustrophobia, dehydration, crap food, uncomfortable seats, the constant fear of crashing to earth - what's to like?

What personality trait is a must-have in your preferred gender?
Funniness. Or rather a shared sense of humour

Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive?

Well, if I was attracted to them they must have been attractive in some way, surely? I think most people I've had relationships with have been of about the same level of attractiveness as myself. Make of that what you will.

When was the last time you slept on the floor?

Last summer while staying in Brighton flat.

What is your favourite alcoholic drink?

Good wine. Not that I get it very often, being more of a tenner-a-bottle vino drinker in real life.

Does your closest Starbucks have a drive-thru?

Heavens, no.

Do you like your living arrangement?
Well, I love living with the bold Patsington and can't imagine doing anything else ever. Ideally his brother would not be living with us too, but to be honest the two of us having our own house (rather than a tiny poky flat) is simply not economically feasible, so there it is. Also D and I get on very well when he's not treating the house like a hotel grumble grumble...

How many hours of sleep do you need to function?

Seven at the very least

Do you eat breakfast daily?

I certainly too. Usually it is a poached egg on wholegrain toast wtih, of course, real butter. And a glass of orange juice.

Are your days full and fast-paced?

They are at the moment but I don't like it.

Did you ever get in trouble for talking in class?

Bwahahahahaha! Yes. I almost got suspended for it a few times. In one memorable Latin class (which took place in a teeny room as there were only about 15 of us in the Leaving Cert Latin class) my friend Miriam kept pointing at various images on my folder (which i had decorated with a collage of many kitschy pictures) and saying "nice feather boa/hat/whatever" in a lugubrious voice. As we were sitting directly in front of the teacher I managed not to actually laugh out loud until, after a long pause, she pointed at the bespectacled elephant in the Banana Splits and said, "nice....binoculars". Somehow this sent me over the edge and I laughed uncontrollably for what seemed like about ten minutes, while our fearsome Latin teacher raged at both of us about how we were always "grinning and smirking" and it was disgraceful. She quite liked the two of us really, and when we left school we gave her a t-shirt we had actually had specially printed which bore a picture of her hero Aeneas above the words "AENEAS: A MAN WITH A MISSION", which was her favourite description of the Trojan hero.

What is your favourite fruit?


Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?

No, apart from sandwiches, for some reason. It's scary to realise that they're more fatty than a big plate of lasagne.

How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
31. Yikes.

Are you picky about spelling and grammar?

Oh yes.

Do you believe in life on other planets?

I really don't care.

Have you ever been to Six Flags?

I don't know what or where that is!

Who was the last person to piss you off?

D, for yet again not doing his dishes.

Do you believe that God has a gender?


What was the last thing you ate?

A chocolate chip cookie

Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?

The same, although I do get on with nice men too.

What did you dress up as for your first Halloween?

God knows. There is probably photographic evidence somewhere.

How did your parents pick your name?

Embarrassingly enough, because a cheesy song of the same name was going around in my mother's head. At least, that's what she says.

Do you like mustard?

Because I am epicurially challenged, I love that yellow hotdog mustard when mixed with ketchup. The most beautiful taste in the world.

What do you tell yourself when things get hard?

I usually just cry pitifully. Oh, all right, I sometimes tell myself that things could be much worse - the usual cliches.

Would you ever sky dive?
God, no.

Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?

Side, but I sometimes wake up lying on my back with my arms stretched over my head, so obviously I move around a lot while slumbering.

What character from a movie most reminds you of yourself?

I can't think of anyone, actually.

Do you enjoy giving hugs?

Depends on the hugee.

Would you consider yourself to be fashionable?

Not slavishly, no.

Do you own a digital camera?


If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?

If by "dating" you mean "fancy", it's happened a few times, and it's always hideously awkward.

What celebrities have you been compared to?

Physically? Charlotte Gainsbourg.

Who is your favourite Star Wars character?

Han Solo

Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?


What books, if any, have made you cry?

God, loads. Everything from A Little Princess to Tim Moore's Spanish Steps. I cry very, very easily at books. And indeed at films and TV programmes.

Do you think you're attractive?
More or less.

What are you allergic to?

Pollen and some cats.

What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?

It can be either very hot or very depressing

Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat?

Never, although if I ate lamb while a little fluffy lamby was staring at me I might.

If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been?

I was addressed as Sebastian while in the womb, but I don't think it was a serious contender.
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