Someday, I thought to myself, I'll write recaps for all the Sweet Valley books, not just the particularly demented ones (although I have actually never written about what might be the maddest of them all, in which a deranged plastic surgeon lures the Wakefields to her luxury health resort as part of her evil plan to STEAL ALICE WAKEFIELD'S FACE. Oh yeah, and the resort is staffed by impossibly good looking teens, who are former homeless kids on whom the evil surgeon has practiced her cosmetic arts. I can't remember the title of this work of genius, which is lurking somewhere in my house, but suffice to say it is TOTALLY AWESOME). Ahem. Anyway, it looks like I don't have to write recaps of all the other books because someone is doing it already! And very entertainingly too.