What are you wearing today?
And no, I don't want to know about your underwear.
I am currently sporting a snug sky-blue velour jumper (sweater to you North Americans) with tiny red and white stripes on it, along with a short, fawn-coloured A-line needle-cord skirt with two thin lines of cord frills running down the front. Oh, and sky-blue Birkenstock sandals. In short, I look, at first glance, like a 1940s child on holiday.