It's not bad, actually.
In fact, it's very, very good. Forget trying to be a blase journo , I nearly pissed myself when I saw a copy of it in the literary editor's office a few months ago. She gave it to me so I can review it, after she'd faxed over a few crazy legal documents to the London publishers. The security about this book is insane. Seriously, not even I care that much about it.
But, it's pretty damn good. Shows Zadie Smith up as the pastiche-y hack she is.